The WORST Job to ever Exist

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This lesson explores the intriguing lives of courtiers, nobles, and advisors who served monarchs throughout history, highlighting the complexities and dangers of royal service. It delves into notable figures such as Richard Neville, the Kingmaker, and examines various roles, including the unusual position of the Groom of the Stool in England. Through these historical examples, the lesson illustrates the diverse challenges faced by those in service to powerful rulers and the impact of their actions on the course of history.

The WORST Job to Ever Exist

Throughout history, democracy has not been the most common form of government. While it started in Ancient India and Greece, monarchy has been far more prevalent. Monarchs were often seen as almost divine, creating laws that everyone, including their courtiers, had to follow. But what was life like for these courtiers, nobles, and advisors who served kings and queens? Let’s dive into the intriguing world of royal service.

The Real-Life Game of Thrones

Thanks to the popularity of “Game of Thrones,” the historical conflict known as the Wars of the Roses has gained renewed interest. This real-life battle between the Lancasters and Yorks had its own set of fascinating characters, much like the fictional Lannisters and Starks. One key figure was Richard Neville, also known as the Kingmaker.

Richard Neville was born on November 22, 1428, and became the 14th Earl of Warwick at just 21. His life took a turn when King Henry IV gave control of Glamorgan to the Duke of Somerset, which led Neville to support the Duke of York instead. Despite winning the first battle of St. Albans in 1455, Neville didn’t gain much influence. Queen Margaret, King Henry IV’s wife, didn’t trust him and sent forces to attack his allies during the Christmas festivities at Sandal Castle. This battle resulted in the deaths of many, including Neville’s father and brother.

The Rise and Fall of the Kingmaker

Determined to defeat the Lancastrians, Neville played a crucial role in making Edward IV the new king after the deadly Battle of Towton, where 28,000 people died. However, when Edward IV married Elizabeth Woodville, tensions arose between him and Neville. This led to Neville rebelling against Edward IV, but he was eventually exiled. He tried to regain power by allying with the Lancastrians but was defeated at the Battle of Barnet in 1471, ending his influence.

Servants and Advisors Across the World

Throughout history, many empires had dedicated groups of servants or advisors. The Ottomans had the Janissaries, the Egyptians had elite forces, and Chinese dynasties had eunuchs. One famous eunuch was Tongguan, who rose to prominence in the Song Dynasty due to his military skills. However, his ambition led to his downfall, and he was executed for military failures.

In Sweden, during a succession crisis in 1810, Baron Karl Arnold Mourner made a surprising decision by offering the Swedish crown to one of Napoleon’s marshals, Jean-Baptiste Jules Bernadotte. This unexpected move led to Bernadotte becoming Crown Prince and later King of Sweden.

The Unusual Role of the Groom of the Stool

In England, the Groom of the Stool had a unique and somewhat unpleasant job. This person attended to King Henry VIII’s personal needs, including monitoring his diet and ensuring cleanliness. Despite the nature of the job, the first Groom of the Stool, Sir William Compton, received significant rewards for his service.

Sir John Harrington, a godson of Queen Elizabeth I, is remembered for inventing the flushing toilet. Although he was known for his mischief, he gained the queen’s admiration and introduced his invention, which took centuries to become widely accepted.

Heroes of Humble Origins

Bertrand du Guesclin, a knight from humble beginnings, became a national hero in France for his bravery during the Hundred Years’ War. His loyalty and military skills earned him the title of Constable of France.

These fascinating figures from history show us the diverse roles and challenges faced by those who served rulers. If you have any thoughts or know of other interesting historical figures, feel free to share. Thank you for exploring history with us!

  1. Reflect on the role of courtiers and advisors in royal courts as described in the article. How do you think their influence and responsibilities compare to modern political advisors?
  2. The article mentions Richard Neville, the Kingmaker, and his complex political maneuvers. What lessons can be learned from his rise and fall in terms of power dynamics and loyalty?
  3. Consider the historical figures mentioned, such as Tongguan and Bertrand du Guesclin. How do their stories of ambition and service resonate with contemporary ideas of leadership and success?
  4. The article highlights the unusual role of the Groom of the Stool. How does this position reflect the social and political structures of the time, and what does it tell us about the nature of service to royalty?
  5. Discuss the impact of unexpected decisions in history, such as Baron Karl Arnold Mourner’s offer of the Swedish crown to Jean-Baptiste Jules Bernadotte. How do such decisions shape the course of history?
  6. Reflect on the concept of loyalty as demonstrated by figures like Bertrand du Guesclin. How has the notion of loyalty evolved over time, and what does it mean in today’s context?
  7. Consider the role of innovation in history, as seen with Sir John Harrington’s invention of the flushing toilet. How do you think innovation is perceived and rewarded differently today compared to the past?
  8. The article invites readers to share thoughts on other historical figures. Who is a historical figure you admire, and what aspects of their life or achievements do you find most inspiring?
  1. Create a Historical Character Profile

    Choose one historical figure mentioned in the article, such as Richard Neville or Tongguan. Research more about their life and create a detailed character profile. Include their background, key achievements, challenges they faced, and their ultimate fate. Present your findings in a creative format, such as a poster or a digital presentation.

  2. Role-Playing Debate: Monarchs vs. Advisors

    Divide into two groups: one representing monarchs and the other representing their advisors or courtiers. Prepare arguments for a debate on the influence and power dynamics between the two groups. Discuss how each group contributed to the governance and stability of their respective empires or kingdoms.

  3. Design a Modern “Game of Thrones” Scenario

    Imagine a modern-day scenario inspired by the Wars of the Roses. Create a storyline with contemporary characters and settings that reflect the historical conflict between the Lancasters and Yorks. Write a short script or storyboard for a scene that captures the essence of political intrigue and power struggles.

  4. Explore the Role of the Groom of the Stool

    Research the role of the Groom of the Stool and its significance in the English court. Discuss why such a position existed and what it reveals about the social and political structures of the time. Create a short skit or comic strip that humorously depicts a day in the life of a Groom of the Stool.

  5. Investigate Heroes of Humble Origins

    Research another historical figure who, like Bertrand du Guesclin, rose from humble beginnings to achieve greatness. Compare and contrast their journey with du Guesclin’s. Present your findings in a written report or a creative project, such as a timeline or a series of diary entries from the perspective of the chosen figure.

Here’s a sanitized version of the provided YouTube transcript:

Despite tracing its origins in Ancient India and Greece, democracy is not a common form of government in human history. In fact, in comparison to monarchy, democracy falls way behind and is still not prevalent all over the world in the modern age. Monarchs and regions have always been the norm in history, often depicted as semi-divine beings above the law they created, served by courtiers who willingly submitted their will to their royal families. What made these courtiers, nobles, attendants, and advisors give their fealty to these rulers? What were their lives like serving in the regions? Welcome to Nutty History, and today let’s explore what life was like as servants of kings and queens.

Thanks to the massive popularity of “Game of Thrones,” the actual historical political conflict that inspired the series, the Wars of the Roses, has become relevant again. Characters like Littlefinger, Ned Stark, and Tywin Lannister have made medieval politics intriguing in modern times. Just like the war between the Lannisters and Starks, the real war between the Lancasters and Yorks featured a pivotal character who played a significant role in turning the tides: Richard Neville, often referred to as the Kingmaker.

Born on November 22, 1428, Richard Neville was the eldest son of the Earl of Salisbury and became the 14th Earl of Warwick at the young age of 21 by marrying the beautiful daughter of Richard Beauchamp, the 13th Earl of Warwick. However, his accomplishments became complicated when King Henry IV granted the Duke of Somerset control of Glamorgan. As Somerset’s influence grew, Neville became disillusioned with the Royal Court and shifted his support to the Duke of York.

In the first battle of St. Albans in 1455, Neville’s forces won, but he did not gain any significant influence. Queen Margaret, wife of Henry IV, did not favor Richard Neville and sent the Duke of Somerset and Lord Clifford to attack the Yorkist forces at Sandal Castle during Christmas festivities. The Battle of Wakefield turned into a tragic event, resulting in the deaths of the Duke of York and his son, along with Neville’s father and brother.

Following further defeats, Richard Neville took it upon himself to ensure the Lancastrian forces were defeated and that Edward would be proclaimed king. This led to the largest and deadliest battle of the Wars of the Roses, the Battle of Towton, where nearly 28,000 people lost their lives. King Henry IV and Queen Margaret fled to Scotland, and Richard Neville successfully made Edward IV the new ruler of England.

However, as most of the nobility remained indifferent to the change of power, Edward had to rely heavily on Neville, who held many responsibilities. Despite his initial success, tensions arose when Edward IV hastily married Elizabeth Woodville, which strained his relationship with Neville.

Ultimately, Neville instigated a rebellion against Edward IV, which led to a brief period of power for him. However, the court united against Neville, resulting in his exile. He later allied with the Lancastrians to retake England but was ultimately defeated at the Battle of Barnet in 1471, marking the end of his influence.

Throughout history, every dynasty and empire has had a dedicated faction of servants or employees who acted on their behalf. The Ottomans had the Janissaries, the Egyptians had their own elite forces, and the Chinese dynasties had eunuchs. One notable eunuch was Tongguan, who, despite his humble beginnings, rose to prominence in the Song Dynasty.

Tongguan was known for his physical prowess and military skills, eventually becoming a military advisor to Emperor Haizong. However, his ambition led to his downfall, and he was executed after being blamed for military failures.

In Sweden, during a succession crisis in 1810, Baron Karl Arnold Mourner, a junior member of a delegation, made a bold move by offering the Swedish crown to one of Napoleon’s marshals, Jean-Baptiste Jules Bernadotte. This unexpected decision ultimately led to Bernadotte becoming Crown Prince and later King of Sweden.

The role of the Groom of the Stool in England was both repulsive and coveted. This position involved attending to King Henry VIII’s personal needs, including monitoring his diet and ensuring cleanliness after his meals. The first Groom of the Stool, Sir William Compton, received significant rewards for this intimate yet unappealing role.

Sir John Harrington, a godson of Queen Elizabeth I, is remembered for inventing the flushing toilet. Despite his mischief, he gained the queen’s admiration and introduced his invention, which took centuries to become widely accepted.

Lastly, Bertrand du Guesclin, a knight of humble origins, became a national hero in France for his military exploits during the Hundred Years’ War. His loyalty and bravery earned him the title of Constable of France.

As we explore these fascinating figures and their roles in history, we invite you to share your thoughts and any names we may have missed in the comments. If you enjoyed this video, don’t forget to like, share, and subscribe. Thank you for watching Nutty History!

This version maintains the essence of the original transcript while removing any inappropriate language and ensuring clarity.

HistoryThe study of past events, particularly in human affairs. – In history class, we learned about the causes and effects of the American Revolution.

DemocracyA system of government by the whole population, typically through elected representatives. – Ancient Athens is often credited as the birthplace of democracy, where citizens could vote on important decisions.

MonarchyA form of government with a monarch at the head. – The United Kingdom is a constitutional monarchy, where the monarch’s powers are limited by a constitution.

CourtiersPeople who attend a royal court as companions or advisors to the king or queen. – The courtiers were eager to gain favor with the queen by offering her valuable advice and gifts.

WarsConflicts between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state. – The World Wars had a profound impact on the political landscape of the 20th century.

RosesIn historical context, refers to the Wars of the Roses, a series of English civil wars for control of the throne. – The Wars of the Roses were fought between the houses of Lancaster and York, symbolized by the red and white roses.

KingmakerA person or group with great influence in the selection of a leader. – During the Wars of the Roses, Richard Neville, the Earl of Warwick, was known as the “Kingmaker” for his role in determining who would be king.

AdvisorsPeople who provide guidance and recommendations to leaders or decision-makers. – The president’s advisors met to discuss the best course of action for the new policy.

EmpiresExtensive groups of states or countries under a single supreme authority, formerly especially an emperor or empress. – The Roman Empire was one of the largest empires in history, stretching across Europe, North Africa, and parts of Asia.

HeroesPeople who are admired for their courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. – In Greek mythology, Hercules is celebrated as one of the greatest heroes for his incredible strength and bravery.

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